“There have been way too many posts about species other than chickens! What does a hen have to do to get some air time here?”
“I should think so, too! Remember, we chickens may be your pets. We may be your friends. But if you fall down unconscious in the barn, we will eat you.”
Gee, well if you put it that way . . .
“Also, when are you taking us to see Jurassic World? I want extra popcorn!”